Our favorite team, The Pacific Precipitators, generally crushes its perennial opponent, The Lower 48. The Precipitator Coach has a tremendous playbook, especially of trick plays. The Precipitator offense loves to take a pigskin filled with water across the Lower 48 line and stuff it in the endzone. This is Old School football, and it's measured in inches and feet, not yards. A first down is one foot. The Precipitators love to rack up first downs as they push their wad o' water downstream, er, downfield. The play illustrated above is one of the classics called the Pineapple Pipeline. The Precipitator QB takes the pigskin in a shotgun snap and scoots through a vicious block by his left tackle and guard. Meanwhile, the right flanker runs wide left. As the Lower 48 backfield closes in, the QB pitched off a lateral to teh flanker who then heads downfield unmolested. It's quite the play and we're about to see yet another rendition of this time-honored classic in the next few days.
Meanwhile, Olde Airy Zonie finally finally got a gobsmack from the Precipitators.
NEW SNOWFALL AMOUNTS REPORTED AS OF 530 AM MST INCLUDE...
FLAGSTAFF AIRPORT ............ 8.2 INCHES.
BELLEMONT .................... 6.4 INCHES.
MUNDS PARK ................... 12 INCHES.
HART PRAIRIE .................. 9 INCHES.
Stay tuned, sportsfans, we ain't seen the best yet!
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